dear The Fuzz,

I will pay you 200 dollars for allegedly running a stop sign that really shouldn't even be a stop sign because no one ever stops, you know?


I will accept responsibility for an accident in high school that really? REALLY? was undoubtedly the fault of the OLD LADY WHO LEFT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.


I'll even pay for a ticket in Aggieville for being parked for 4 hours right next to the sign that said don't park more than two hours.

Okay. Fine.

But is there a sign anywhere within a 10 foot radius of where I parked my car saying anything about the duration for which I can be parked there?! NO. So, RCPD, pardon my French, but I I'll be damned if I don't fight that ticket to the death.

Or at least until I feel guilty and pay.