Monday, March 23, 2009

NEW!


I'm going to market a new product. It's aimed at people who want it to rain, but are not interested in doing a rain dance. My new product is foolproof, it will work every time. What do you have to do, you ask?

merely buy me a car wash, thus ensuring rain within HOURS.

1 comment:

adam paul said...

AMEN.

last car wash I paid for was probably in...2006. got a car wash yesterday for $3. and wouldn't you know if armageddon wasn't upon us the very next eve.