Sunday, April 12, 2009

Romantic Things Men Yell in Aggieville


HEY YOU. GET YOUR SEXY ASS BACK HERE!

uhh...what?

HEY YOU. GET YOUR.... CUTE ASS BACK HERE!**

me?

YEAH, IT'S OKAY, I'M NOT MARRIED!

oh, well...uh... I am! nuts!

THAT'S OKAY! I'M A HOMEWRECKER!




**Thank you for rephrasing, because "sexy" was the only degrading and objectifying thing the first time around.

1 comment:

Chris said...

a quick 'happy easter!' would have shut him up.

this could be equally as effective, as well as confusing, when it's NOT easter.

it's a new low when you're a drunk dude in aggieville on easter weekend.