beware:

things that might make you fall in love with me [so be careful]*

• any video or audio of me car-rocking-out
• my ability to impersonate most accents
• my eccentricism (...she said, emphatically)
  
• my openness to any topic of conversation, no matter the appropriateness, or lack thereof
• preparedness when it comes to items in my purse
• my stories about my fantastic kids I babysit

love you, miss you, wanna kiss you
mara

(*things to consider: studies show these criteria may double as "things that might make you desire to never speak to or see me ever again in your life")