Kelly Clarkson (for the prepubescent at heart)

Dear Miley Cyrus,

THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS. It makes me laugh so much that I could accurately use "lol" if I supported the use of computer lingo in serious conversation. The lyric about "if you text it, I'll delete it"! The fact that this 8 year olds know what heartbreak is and weep rhythmically to the song! Listen, kids, you've got a long road ahead of you. I'll arm you with the following advice about relationships: tread lightly. Tread lightly, or preferably, choose not to tread.

HOWEVER, if I said this video didn't make me feel a temporal, cheap version of female empowerment? I'd totally be lying. There's something inherently beautiful about women (no matter their age) bonding over past heartbreak and channeling their feelings into song.