Sunday, July 13, 2008

are we serious?


A day in the life of a lowly peasant of a hostess:

Hi, guys! How are you doing today?
4 and a high chair.
...
Alright. Are you sitting in the bar, outside, or the dining room tonight?
Booth.

If you don't see the problem, reread the dialogue. If you still don't understand, KINDLY NEVER STEP FOOT IN MY RESTAURANT. Perhaps your time would be more wisely spent studying a dictionary. Try the words "question", "response", and "basics of human conversation".

5 comments:

Sarah said...

You should have stayed here to work with me.

I wrote about you. Go read now!

karlie nicole cooper. said...

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karlie nicole cooper. said...

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adam paul said...

yes.

bec said...

i HATE it when customers don't say hi back. those bitches.