my beef with Edible Arrangements

I think that this is a fantastic idea. Fruit! In a bouquet! As a gift!

That being said, I wonder if it is really plausible. A) there is a lot of bad fruit in the world. B) Isn't pre-cut, anonymously gathered, shipped-through-the-postal-service fruit a little... sketch?

I could look past those two things, but this most recent commercial about Fathers' Day? Getting your dad a fruit bouquet, to make him feel special? That is RIDICULOUS. No dad I have ever met would like a fruit basket for a masculine holiday. Why don't you just give them a pair of your stilettos and send him off for a day at the spa. Because a FRUIT BASKET-- and I could be wrong here, as I am a chick-- but I think a FRUIT BASKET looks masculinity in the eye and says, "You're so cute!"


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In an unrelated note, I want everything here and am a sin-haven full of lust.