Saturday, January 10, 2009
would you rather...
... get curb-stomped (which means you bite a curb and someone kicks the back of your head)
OR
stick a large metal nail under your big toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can.
THINGS TO CONSIDER:
-Curb stomping could very seriously end in death. Or, at the very least, a mangled stub of a mouth.
-no, you can't just lightly tap the wall.
-You have to pick one.
-no matter what, someone will always respond to this question with a reference to American History X. This doesn't matter much in the decision but, seriously, EVERY TIME. It's uncanny.
as for me, I would pick ABSOLUTELY getting curb-stomped. Because after that mental image of kicking the wall with that nail under there... AAAAAAH. WHO COULD PICK THAT FATE?! IT'S UNIMAGINABLE. I would pick ANYTHING over that.
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curb-stomping...the movie, 'the ring,' has forever made me scared of anything going under a nail.
I hate it when you ask me this question. Nail, I guess? Ew.
Love you, miss you!
At first I thought, "Nail, hands down," because it wouldn't leave you obviously disfigured. But then I remembered these new things that I heard about somewhere — on NPR probably. They're called dentures. They're like fake teeth that you can put on and take off. How cool is that? I bet they would eventually get really annoying though, and the thought of my teeth scraping and crunching on concrete still makes me shudder much harder than the alternative does. Like shake the flesh completely off my bones kind of shudder. So...
Nail. Hands down.
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